Woke up on the Wrong Side of Poolside

I'm pissed today. Someone apparently thought it would be a good idea to mow lawn/leaf blow/shred mulch/whatever at 0700 hrs this morning, right outside my fucking window! They kept at it for an hour. Do these fucktards not realize that in a college town, people have (gasp!) class in the fucking morning and might need to sleep?

Apparently the noise ordinances in this town suck monkey balls. (I'm assuming that noise is allowed starting at 0700 since that's exactly when the fucktards began their work.)